The Essential Cookbook

Ingredients:

¼ cup (60ml) folk pop
4 scenesters, beaten lightly
½ cup (125ml) folk rock
¼ cup (85g) folk punk
1 teaspoon finely grated anti-folk
100g semi-unconventional vocals, sliced thinly

1. Pre-hype album to 160 degrees (180 degrees fan-forced) and prepare grill plate if required.
2. Play, uncovered, in several venues until crowd is partially fervent. Make sure to keep genres separated during the cooking process to avoid confusion. Note: these ingredients do not necessarily need to be newly-grown, but should certainly be found in the local area.
3. Top with a moderate helping of sarcasm or enthusiasm.
4. Serve with an assortment of obscure string instruments, if desired.

refer to diagrams for further information
serves infinite